var slogan = new Array()
slogan[0]="A Place For Jugglers to Thrive"
slogan[1]="Juggling is Life, the Rest is Just Details"
slogan[2]="You're Cool Because you Juggle"
slogan[3]="Manipulation Masters"
slogan[4]="Object Manipulation at its Best"
slogan[5]="We Never Cross the Streams"
slogan[6]="Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"
slogan[7]="Formerly the U.S. Department of People With Too Much Free Time"
slogan[8]="The Clown is Right On the Money"
slogan[9]="It's not how many times you drop, it's how many times you pick up."
slogan[10]="An Army of More Than One"
slogan[11]="Dube' Good, Jugglebug Bad"
slogan[12]="Torches Are Just More Fun"
slogan[13]="We Are Juggling Excitement"
slogan[14]="We Love Combat"
slogan[15]="Anyone can Juggle, Even You"
slogan[16]="There must be a harder way to do this..."

function randomNum(max) 
{
	var rNum=NaN
	while (isNaN(rNum)) 
	{
		rNum=Math.floor(Math.random()*(max))
	}
	return rNum
}

var joke = new Array()
joke[0]="None, light six torches and pass em. Who needs a light bulb?"
joke[1]="Two, one to change the light bulb and one to say, 'Yeah, but can you do two?'"
joke[2]="One juggler to change the light bulb and his mother to stand around telling him to do more productive things with his time."
joke[3]="Ten, one to change the light bulb, eight to be impressed and one more jealous juggler to say, 'He stole that from me.'"
joke[4]="Just one but he has to dance around the stage showing off the light bulb and tell everyone how dangerous the ladder is for ten minutes before he actually changes it."
joke[5]="One female juggler to change the bulb and 200 male jugglers to stand around admiring a real female juggler."
joke[6]="If you're a beginner juggler you just need one person, but it takes a LOT of bulbs."
joke[7]="Two, one amateur to change the bulb and one professional so the amateur can ask if he's doing it right."
joke[8]="Two, one has to stand on a chair to change the light bulb because the other one wouldn't take the ladder off his chin."
joke[9]="None, just practice your three ball blind trick."


function randomNum(max)
{
	var rNum=NaN
	while (isNaN(rNum))
	{
		rNum=Math.floor(Math.random()*(max))
	}
	return rNum
}